Interview

• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  Last man standing. Two people I wont name for professional reasons taught me to drink. It is astounding how far I can go.
• What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?
  I don't have spare time.
• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  I have had some great personal successes. This is a hard one. See I'm old-school, I believe in learning through pain and I'm not about to write up my parents methods or some of the mentors I have had. You know what, I am 30, I have just reinvented myself again. Todays date is 16/04/2024 I will get back to you.
• What is your ‘niche’?
  You couldn't niche me as an ***, no way. I hate monotony, I am humanly incapable of doing the same thing twice. I get bored very easily.
• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  I've always been a walking billboard. You wont forget me from the way I look, sound, my strut my voice carries LOUD and I often make the conversation topic for some very interesting people. I am the kind of person who makes my own mind up on someone, exclusively. I do not partake in behaviours of group character assassination. I call things as I see them and when I walk into a room of gossiping cunts I listen... but... carful because if you pile enough shit and I happen to care for that person and disagree, I have a pretty smart way of doing things, photographic memory. I'm always happy to be fact checked on criticisms I make. Ill make you do the same. We as people in general spend to little time coaching and supporting one another. Powerplays don't motivate me, fact does. It's why those that truly know me love me and accept me. A nasty old queen when I was 16 years old "Timmy, you cant say something like that about a person and not be prepared to say it to there face" and then she slapped me across the face. Coincidently that was the first night I ever had an ecstasy tablet.
• What do you do for fun?
  I have a lot of sex. It has always consumed my attention so I turn it into a career. Its my passion and I am good at it. ;)
• If you have to pick one thing that everyone else should absolutely know about you, what would it be?
  For all my antics and behaviours, the things I do and unique collection of contacts (some very dodgy) I am actually one of the most honest and trustworthy people you will ever meet. Often seen as offensive, I am prepared to confront my own demons and any demon lurking the streets. I'm quick with words and never a coward. If you spend time with me I will challenge you, especially if its something I couldn't do but think you can. I might only be 30 but in thirty years of rough trading with an all access pass I have learnt a lot about people, we can see ourselves without a mirror, our enemies can teach us just as much as a friend and be even more useful.
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  Cock, Meth, GHB, Ketamine, Lube.
• What do you enjoy most about yourself?
  My attitude towards risk. My resilience. My ethics. My compassion and the fact that I treat everyone around me with the same level of respect, we are all human. I have worked very hard on becoming who I am and I know exactly who that is, flaws and all. The confidence to do things like this. You never know where life is taking you.