Interview

• If you have to pick one thing that everyone else should absolutely know about you, what would it be?
  If I had to pick something and everybody would absolutely know what I picked, I would choose to pick a guitar or maybe a banjo. I would maybe even pick a block of ice. I definitely wouldn’t pick my nose or a fight with someone who could kick my ass
• What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?
  As far as my hobbies, I compete on the semi-pro staring contest circuit, recently took a porn fluffing class at the community college, and I’m into boxing against people over age 80
• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  Definitely the time I met Homer Simpson while on vacation
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  My diet mostly consists of Frosted Flakes and $0.99 pizza that costs $1.50, and my fitness regimen is I live in New York City so I walk like a million steps a day
• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  Well I’m not sure I’ll find myself on the beach with the RM interview questionnaire since I’m answering it now and then it will probably be then end of our interactions when I’m done filling it out, but I probably would be asking you how it was possible that an interview questionnaire can eat and drink. And I might ask “I’ve already told you a lot about me and my life, don’t you read yourself?”
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  The sun, oxygen, water, food, and gravity
• What do you do for fun?
  Meet new people and make sure THEY are having fun too
• How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
  Usually I’ll take an Uber but if they are too busy I’ll just walk, provided it’s not more than an extra mile
• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  My fingerprints
• What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
  Well don’t tell anybody, but I once went on this website where you could actually rent me
• What are your greatest personal traits?
  Friendliness, my sense of humor, openness- as in both being open to trying new things, and being an open and honest person
• What is your ‘niche’?
  That’s a tough one, but I would say it’s my world famous spaghetti
• How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or you are more of a homebody?
  I travel often, but it’s usually to Florida where I have family, so as much as I travel, I don’t go to a lot of different destinations. I’m certainly up for going to places I’ve never been or traveling for the sake of getting away and taking a break, but living in New York City causes me to get the travel bug less often because there’s just so much to do here
• What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
  I try my best to live a life free of drama, and to treat people the way I want to be treated. I don’t have a single enemy, and I believe that’s because I do my best to do unto others as other would do unto me. You really can’t go wrong if you remember that and apply it
• What should others absolutely know about you?
  Others should know that I am warm, and fun, and am curious about experiences I’ve yet to have and open to trying all kinds of things- no matter how old you are, you never run out of new experiences just waiting to be experienced
• What do you enjoy most about yourself?
  I enjoy my abilities to make people laugh, and to make people comfortable being in my company after just meeting them. I also enjoy my ability to be open and try new things and new adventures- I feel sad for people who have hangups or are uptight..seems like no way to go through life