Interview

• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  Some crazy tale of a grifter or scammer I’m reading about in NY magazine.
• What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
  Introvert and gym-goer and professional in biotech by day; dressed up and dining out with a fat plug in by night. As serious and academic as I am kinky and sweet. Travel often.
• What is your ‘niche’?
  A nice, gaped a—-hole.
• What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
  I collect vintage champagnes.
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  Audible, good running shoes, friends, a bottle of lube, a second bottle of lube.
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  I swim daily. Lift for tone and for mental health.