Interview

• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  I thought the movie Interstellar was bad. It was just Matthew Mcconaughey making a dumb face for like 400 hours.
• What do you do for fun?
  I take great pleasure in seeing tourist that think the Las Vegas airport is a place you can walk to from The Strip. Especially when they have roller suitcases.
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  My diet is Descovy and people tell me that I am a fast walker but I think they are just slow.
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  - Hot sauce
  - Men
  - Moisturizer
  - Oxygen
  - Water
• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  One time I met Hillary Clinton at a petting zoo
• How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
  I always empty the motherfuckin lint trap whenever I use the drier and i always put the motherfuckin shopping cart back when im done at the grocery store
• What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?
  Over think and contemplate my life choices
• What is your ‘niche’?
  What the hell is a niche?
• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  I would tell you that I dont want to get sunburnt now hand me the god damn sun screen before I melt.