Interview

• If you have to pick one thing that everyone else should absolutely know about you, what would it be?
  How much I love animals and the environment.

I can only hope that one day very soon, we collectively begin to care far more deeply and more passionately about other species of life and the one planet we have to call home.
• What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?
  I like to. . .
  
  sleep and have sex

  catch up on tv shows, news, and reading
  spend as much time as I can outdoors and with my dog. 

  have sex (again).
• How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
  Me? A painfully relentless over-achiever? Going the "extra mile"? Pffft.... come onnnn.
• What do you do for fun?
  Have sex and take naps. 

Name something more fun than either of those things. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  1) Meeting Britney Spears

  2) 2020 Birthday Week in Fire Island
• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  You’ll literally find me standing out from the crowd.
• What are your greatest personal traits?
  compassion, empathy, honesty, loyalty, and perseverance in the face of adversity.
• What is your ‘niche’?
  Oh, this one is easy. My niche is definitely: Taylor Swift loving, politically woke, horror film enthusiast.... comparable to your run-of-the-mill 72 year old, sex-addicted Britney fan, often referred to as Grandma, who can be found in her rocking chair by 7pm daily with some good porn and a beer.
• How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or you are more of a homebody?
  Travel is one of the biggest pillars of life as far as I’m concerned. But then again so is being naked in bed binge-watching Great British Baking Show.
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  The only conscious diet decisions I make are maintaining a high protein and high fiber diet, including a lot of fruits and veggies, followed by a pint or three of cookie dough ice cream. I try to workout 3-4 times a week, focusing on different muscle groups. When I don't make it to the gym, having enough sex balances it out, right?
• What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
  Often consumed by politics and pop culture. I'm the type to choose a small get-together of friends just having a chill night together over being around hundreds of people at a party. My 25 year old self would be appalled by that statement.
• What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
  No matter what I’ve been through, or suffered through, I wouldn’t change a single element, scene, or chapter of my life. Our pasts and our struggles are what created the versions of us that currently sit reading this very sentence. Those who are proud of that version of themselves, choose to embrace the circumstances which led them to fruition, the good and the bad and everything in between.
• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  It depends really. It’s pretty difficult to predict what would come of that moment until you live it. But I'd most certainty ask to go make out in the ocean at some point.
• What do you enjoy most about yourself?
  These questions are getting a little self-serving, no?
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  Sex, Music, My Dog, Cookie Dough Ice Cream, More Sex.
• What should others absolutely know about you?
  When you're around me, do not, under any circumstance, insult or degrade anything or anyone I love. 


  
  Seems so simple, right? Apparently for some, it's really not.