Interview

• If you have to pick one thing that everyone else should absolutely know about you, what would it be?
  you will only find out if you take the time. An hour or overnight is a good start.
• What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?
  Shouldnt you know by now?
• How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
  Is it a question for the AprentiIce? I have a good business plan and looking for investors...
• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  how many you need because i like to live life to the full and could come up with so many...
• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  I can never but just have to do it once I set my heart to it . Some say stubbornness and ridiculous, other call it dedication and resilience.
  And I also try not to judge people and I do rarely.
• What are your greatest personal traits?
  I am a philantropist and entrepreneur at the same time. I try not to restrict mysef to having 1 or 2 specialities and I guess one of my attribute is I am always happy to try new things and have an open mind
• What is your ‘niche’?
  I am an excellent handyman and love to build things in the nude
• How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or you are more of a homebody?
  not enough but it also depends what you mean by traveling. Crossing London can often take as long as going to France or Germany so should I consider Wembley as traveling because then in public transport it would be solo and if we talk rest of the world, then it is like sex, solo or in group. anything goes but the further afield, the better it is with people to share experiences and make memeories
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  None what soever. No need to deprive yourself of chocolate or stop taking what people say are bad for you? First of all, they are not you so let them talk and we all know what we should do but as long as it doesnt affect anybody around you, carry on eating chocolate but make sure it is salad next.
  I walk everywhere, over 500km in a month andthanks to google ever so helpful activities trackers I will show you if you book more than an hour
• What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
  I am ever changing and adaptable but get frustrated if I dont get fucked everyday at 8.04pm
• What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
  I lost my virginity with a man and a woman at 14 years old. I got very lucky because they were both lovely people and if that woman had been a man, I would probably still be with her but the fireman was gorgeous and very gentle and I knew i loved men more and I came clean to my girlfirend. Imagine the lucky escape she had
• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  I would say: 'I think i need to go for a pee, I will go to the water because the wine make me dizzy and there are plenty of dirty men in the bushes who will try to fuck my ass and it might take ages before I come back' and also, 'did you bring any ice because the wine in the sun is not that great and getting a bit warm'
• What should others absolutely know about you?
  I love watermelon and ice creams
• What do you enjoy most about yourself?
  obviously like I am sure the majority of men, my elbows.
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  I will not even reply to such a question because the aim is to make me look like a dum ass but I would say Pink, banana, kettle, lighter and jockstrap