I'm not an escort! I'm a.....
A wishgranter! (gay). Hi, I'm Tom Murphy. Have you ever said to yourself; "God, I wish I could cum right now?" Well now you can. Without having to pay for that overpriced bitch tinker-bell or churros either. Here at Tom Murphy Inc. we understand why you've called, and by 'we' I mean 'me', and by 'call' I mean 'text' since that's preferred for my generation. If you insist on calling then make sure I'm not at Starbucks before dropping words that aren't said usually around kids or straight women, thank you.... The goal is simple and journey is errotic with many surprises and thrills, but please note that this circus doesn't have any animals used for this, you perv. You've seen the rest, and saw the mess, now give the best a call (text!): and when you do tell Tom (me) to arrive, with the cash in your hands, and he'll (me) fly across the sky with sparks shooting out his (my) ass to meet you.
Now laugh bitches ;>) PS I don't do women.
Midwestern raised and city tough ginger here who knows that putting you and your desires first is top priority. I enjoy what I do and hopefully you can see from my reviews that I'm not looking to take the money and bolt or purposely stall for time during our session. If you're upfront and clear on what you're looking for then I'll do my best to deliver. ;-)
100% Vers here and love either one. Kinks? Fetishes? Tell me! Open minded here and I've done everything from bondage to Role play to things I'm still trying to forget about.
I'm able to travel to O'Hare area or surrounding suburbs of Chicago, hit me up for more info about that if that's the case for you.
Love sports gear myself and have quite the collection of jockstrap, wrestling slingnets, harnesses, and more. Don't hesitate to ask or make requests on what to wear or bring for our session. I don't do furries....
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