Interview

• How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
  I try to get people to laugh or talk instead of in and out the door without a word being said. Unless you're into that sure won't hear a word except 'see ya and thank you!'
• What is your ‘niche’?
  Boy Next Door, who's a jock but the biggest dork at the same time. Also being human seems to help I think.
• What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?
  Plant a tree, hug a poor baby, hand an abandoned cat to the shelter, or go shopping.
• What do you do for fun?
  Fly around in my hot air ballon while talking to the animals down below. "Hey! Stop eating him!"
• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  Too many to even list, some I'm not allowed to say, others I can't remember if I was there or just having an out of body experience.
• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  I give a 10% military and uniformed discount if they show up in their uniform. No post office uniforms don't count, or McDonald uniforms.
• What are your greatest personal traits?
  Arriving on time. If I'm late then the answer would be leaving on time.
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  Sex followed by sex then a large pizza and then conclude with sex. Or just get lipo why the hell would you ask an *** for advice
• What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
  My hobbies include: minding my own business. Which comes in handy when riding the Red Line in Chicago at the middle of the night. (Look at the freaks in the car)
• What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
  Lol you ain't met anyone like me that's for sure
• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  A lot of info that you'll probably forget about in 5 hours, and that I once swam with a dolphin.
• What should others absolutely know about you?
  I thought Jurassic Park was real... Then I saw Jurassic World and said "This is some f**ked up fake garbage right here, right?"
• What do you enjoy most about yourself?
  The thrill of 'will it stay hard' and playing 'what's behind door #1?'
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  1. Cell Phone
  2. Carabiners (they're much more useful than just for hiking)
  3. Sunscreen (or else the freckles will take over)
  4. Swiss Navy (no I'm not getting paid to say that I wish)
  5. Spotify (When the world is crap there's nothing like just dancing)