simonsays - Gay Escort - Los Angeles, CA | Rent.Men

"Please TXT, DON'T CALL! & please read my whole ad before messaging me.

Hot Aussie guy with 10 thick girthy inches. Confident & straight. Not straight acting, straight. Never been with a guy without monetary incentive. So yes, really straight. I'm fit, alpha, good looking, & more than a little dom. Did I mention I was hung? I could rip you in half if you aren't careful. It's put a few young ladies and lads in the ER.

Once again, I’m straight, so if you’re a girl, straight couple, or you’re into str8 guys, I’m your guy. Looking for a gay guy? look elsewhere.
Looking to get down & worship a huge straight piece of meat? If you want to gag or get split in half by something thick as your wrist? You want to go long & hard & test your limits? I’m your man so hit me up.
Looking to kiss?Get all love dovey?Passionate making out? I am not your man.
I’m not attracted to guys, so if you need someone to tell you you’re hot, that’s fine, but it’s not me. Basically I'm a dude with a big dick and most probably, very little interest in you physically.
I can bend you over, line it up & thrust my way into your soul. Rip you in half or take my time & slowly open you up. If we meet during the day I can explode like a volcano

Now the boring stuff

Please txt dont call. I won’t answer and will block repeated callers. Also don’t ask for pics. There are pics right here. I get 50+ pic requests a day. If you can’t tell if you want to meet, more pics won’t change that. Don’t ask what I’m into, If you’ve read this you should know what I’m into and what I’m not

Last but not least, I'm a person with hopes, dreams. I love & who love me just like you. Health and privacy are paramount. Please take your health & mine into consideration. If you feel you may have something, see a doc. I am diligent and I expect you to be too. Basically don't be a dick, if you want my dick. Let's be safe + respectful.

Now back to the monster"